donderdag 14 januari 2010

Dan Ook Maar De 12,5 Beste Series Ooit Op Dit Moment Nu (Kan Veranderen)

12,5. Gilmore Girls (omdat alleen de eerste 2 of 3 seizoenen tof zijn geldt het als een halve)

"People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to anymore of them."

12. Thunderbirds


11. Black Books

"I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all."

10. Samurai Jack

"Long ago in a distant land, I Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stept forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck I threw open a portal in time and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku."

9. Cowboy Bebop

"Looks like my good karma is finaly paying of."

8. Firefly

"The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face."

7. Spaced

"You can't dangle the bogus carrot of possible reconciliation in front of me whilst riding some other donkey."

6. Monty Python's Flying Circus

"And now for something completely different."

5. X-Men

"Magnus, your violence will solve nothing. We must use our special gifts to bring peace to mankind."

4. Spider-man


3. Arrested Development

"I don't know what that means and I won't respond to it."

2. The X-files

"A lie, Mr. Mulder, is most convincingly hidden between two truths."

1. The Office

"If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. You know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she was just a big pair of tits."

dinsdag 12 januari 2010

Dit Vind Ik De 25 Beste Films Ooit Op Dit Moment Nu (Kan Veranderen)

25. Ghost Busters

"I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational speech."

24. The Killer

23. Once Upon A Time In The West

"I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters there were three men. Inside the men there were three bullets."

22. The Blues Brothers

"You want out of the parking lot? Okay."

21. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"You'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus?"

20. Seven Samurai

19. Hulk

"You want my anger? You want it? Take it! Take it all!"

18. Aliens

"God damn it, that's not all! Because if one of those things gets down here then that will be all. Then all this shit you think is so important, you can just kiss all that goodbye!"

17. Magnolia

"Motherfucker. Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck do you think you are? I come in here, you don't know me, you don't know who I am, what my life is. You have the balls, the indecency to ask me a question about my life? Fuck you too. Don't call me 'lady'. I come in here, I give these things to you, you check, you make phone calls, look suspicious, ask questions. I'm sick. I have sickness all around me and you fucking ask me about my life? "What's wrong?" Have you seen death in your bed? In your house? Where's your fucking decency? And then I'm asked fucking questions: "What's wrong?" You suck my dick, that's whats wrong. And you, you fucking call me 'lady'? Shame on you. Shame on you. Shame on both of you."

16. Old Boy

"Smile and the world smiles with you. Cry and you'll cry alone."

15. Annie Hall

"They didn't want me in the army. I was 4-P. In the event of war I was a hostage."

14. Jesus Christ Superstar

"My mind is clear now, at last I can see all to well we're we'll soon all will be."

13. Children of Men

"I haven't the faintest idea, but this stork is quite tasty, isn't it?"

12. Casablanca

"You'll regret it. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life."

11. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

10. Jurassic Park

"Clever girl."

9. Akira

"Enough! Open your eyes and look at the big picture! You're all puppets of corrupt politicians and capitalists, don't you understand? It's utterly pointless to fight each other!"

8. Constantine

"You're going to die because you've smoked thirty cigarettes a day since you were fifteen, and you're going to go to hell because of the life you took. You're fucked."

7. Lost in Translation

"The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things upset you."

6. X-Men

"We are the future, Charles, not them. They no longer matter."

5. Buffalo 66

"You know why they call you Goon? 'Cause you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. You'll always be Goon."

4. The Incredibles

"They keep inventing new ways to celebrate mediocrity, but when someone's genuinely exceptional..."

3. The Matrix

"Do you think that's air, you're breathing?"

2. Terminator 2: Judgement Day

"Have you seen this boy?"

1. The Lord of the Rings

"I would have gone with you to the end. Into the very fires of Mordor."